Maybe if period pain burned calories it would be worth it
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ive been fired from taco bell 4 separate times but i keep just showing up for work and they forget
so its 2:17 am and my window is open and i burped really loudly and i heard someone yell “what the fuck”
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how do you even start sexting is it like ‘hey whats the english hw, show me ur vagina’
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*looks in the mirror*
what the fuck is that
If you make fun of people trying to better themselves at the gym you’re a piece of shit.
It’s mad depressing when u eat the last piece of candy but you didn’t look at the bag and realize it was the last one so you could truly appreciate it for what it was worth
This speaks to me on a deep emotional level.